eloquent in bed

‘d go well with Fucking Beans, from Gordon’s Fucking...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:49:57 +0800

‘d go well with Fucking Beans, from Gordon’s Fucking Foods.

“PUT THE FUCKING BEANS IN THE FUCKING SAUCEPAN! SHOW SOME FUCKING PASSION!

tastefullyoffensive: [pocketostars]

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:17:15 +0800

tastefullyoffensive:

[pocketostars]

lalondes: i have a new favourite twitter

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:16:01 +0800

lalondes:

i have a new favourite twitter

I am unhappy. My coping mechanisms are not working. Blah blah work hard looking up blah blah...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 20:59:24 +0800

I am unhappy. My coping mechanisms are not working. Blah blah work hard looking up blah blah...

angelamelick: One of my favourite comics from Welcome to the...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 13:43:47 +0800

angelamelick:

One of my favourite comics from Welcome to the Real World

LAST CHANCE!

Today is the last day of the signing sale - your last chance to get a book signed by me for a long while. 20% off today only!

Another Day in Advertising: No Matter the Price

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 13:42:07 +0800

Another Day in Advertising: No Matter the Price: anotherdayinadvertising: People were offered 2...

In this mysteriously leaked DVD commentary for Season 4 of...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:20:07 +0800

In this mysteriously leaked DVD commentary for Season 4 of “Game Of Thrones,” author George R.R. Martin drops some MASSIVE plot bombshells. You’ve been warned. [x]

heatherbat: stunningpicture: ‘Cause people seem to only post...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 21:47:40 +0800

heatherbat:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.

Audrey Hepburn was the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.

…and history remembers her as pretty.

Louboutin beware

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 21:47:27 +0800

Louboutin beware

thelovenotebook: EVERYTHING LOVE & PERSONAL

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 21:45:58 +0800

thelovenotebook:

EVERYTHING LOVE & PERSONAL

neil-gaiman: fefeferi: fighting-for-fitness-with-tea: healthis...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 21:45:56 +0800

neil-gaiman:

fefeferi:

fighting-for-fitness-with-tea:

healthisnotafad:

sexyfitduh:

awesometriathlon:

anewstartabetterme:

fullyactivated:

This is pretty cool and eye-opening. I wish someone would do this sort of thing with male 6-pack ab models.

They even Photoshopped the woman behind Selena’s arm, because apparently not only do celebrities have to be thin, but they must also only associate with other thin people…

Enrico Francis has been caught

This pisses me off so incredibly much!

This is ridiculous. And disgusting. beautiful people being photoshopped to fit impossible standards AND most of the non-caucasian women are being white washed so they look more “appealing”

this.

makes.

me.

SO ANGRY. I can’t find the words to say just exactly what I feel about this…gahhhhhh just no.

AND THEY FUCKING PHOTOSHOPPED OUT “ELTON JOHN AIDS FOUNDATION” FOR THIS ENRICO FRANCIS DUDE HOLY FUCK

It is always good to remember that you can be lied to in pictures…

I get some of the Miranda Kerr stuff — she’s not exactly young, she’s had a kid, flaps of loose skin, okay, I’d shop that too. But dear grief the waists and the breast modifications.

aseaofquotes: Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 21:41:47 +0800

aseaofquotes:

Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

feminspire: alyssakorea: Tumbling over the past year and a...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 10:41:40 +0800

feminspire:

alyssakorea:

Tumbling over the past year and a half has made me see the problems of gender roles that exist in media, but sometimes it gets to the point where I over analyze every single piece of television or film that I come across. (However this in no way means that I think feminist media criticism is wrong, or should be avoided!) Mostly I just over think everything.

This is awesome!

My friend was telling me a story about the new year’s celebrations, and how they floated giant...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 20:23:22 +0800

My friend was telling me a story about the new year’s celebrations, and how they floated giant...

"It’s taboo to admit that you’re lonely. You can make jokes about it, of course. You can tell people..."

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 20:20:03 +0800

“It’s taboo to admit that you’re lonely. You can make jokes about it, of course. You can tell...

All-Girl Video Game Crew; Internet Freaks Out

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 23:32:42 +0800

All-Girl Video Game Crew; Internet Freaks Out: Summary: Team Siren, an all-girls team for the...

The Big Part of Your Work

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 22:04:15 +0800

anotherdayinadvertising: — The reason you buy the dress isn’t the same as the reason you only wear...

“12 years ago, I threw ‘Storm of Swords’...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 22:36:09 +0800

“12 years ago, I threw ‘Storm of Swords’ across the room and cursed George R R Martin. Now you all know why. #gameofthrones”

Yes. Half a year ago I did that too.

the game of thrones facebook wall is a thing of beauty right now.

aseaofquotes: Zadie Smith, NW

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 13:25:58 +0800

aseaofquotes:

Zadie Smith, NW

So it seems my time in Israel left me a taste for the...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 21:57:33 +0800

So it seems my time in Israel left me a taste for the Mediterranean.